You know your life is lame when
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

"I think friends are not decorations used to show off how popular you are. They are people who you hang out with because you want to be with them."

If a kiss was a raindrop...I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second...I'd send you hours.If smiles were water...I'd send you the sea.If friendship was a person...I'd send you me.

Girl: He gave me 12 roses 1 fake, he said he will love me till the last rose died.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.